Yes its one of *those* posts ....
This morning I dropped my car into be repaired (small bumper accident some may know from just before Easter). Anyway as it is the next suburb over I thought I would walk home.
Made it in 40 minutes. The first 25 were fine. The next 10 were up a hill that most cars have to take in second gear. The last 5 was up my own driveway which most cars do in 1st gear.
So walking vs sex.
My legs are trembling so much I can't walk - yes for both.
My heart is going so fast I think I might pass out - yes for both.
My hands are trembling so much I can't lift a glass of water - yes for both.
I'm all sweaty - I get more sweaty during sex.
I can't talk because I can't catch my breath - correct for both.
The main reason I prefer sex over walking - there's no AfterGlow from walking up a damned hill !!!!!
Nor anyone nice to cuddle while you catch your breath ....
Just thought you would like to know :)
27 comments:
And no lovely dep tingly feelings either....walking is over rated...good exercise though...
Can you still breathe??
Unfortunately yes. Back to normal now - eating a bowl of muesli and feeling cheated out of good tingly feelings :) :)
Going to finish breakfast and then stitch - I'm sooo close to finishing the secret present piece that I can almost taste it. And then its full steam ahead on BoInk for the next few weeks straight!
Unless I decide to do up another subversive cross stitch piece for S's birthday next month. But that wont take long ....
Muesli is good for cat litter...I won't sully my temple with such stuff...it's Shreddies or nothing LOL
Gotta agree with this...whole heartedly.
Can't eat wheat or oats honey ....
Hence why the cocoa pops usually.
Actually my usual breakfast during the week is a protein shake and a handful of nuts ....
(no comments from the peanut gallery - I've made them all already)
Or a muesli bar and hot chocolate when I get to work ....
Thanks Feisty - its great when people understand :) :)
You crack me up dear!
You forgot and No big smile of sheer ecstacy after either lol
What can I say Terri - its been soooo long that I've forgotten {mournful look}
Actually I was still sooo out of breath when I typed that that I really was at a loss to remember all the good things :) :)
ROFLMO - you certainly bought a smile to my face today!!!!
Glad I could make other people smile today :) :)
Didn't get to pick up the car - they found extra damage so I will get to pick it up after work tomorrow.
Hmmm, I must say, with current DH, I prefer walking over sex, LOL. At least with a long walk, the 'road' doesn't start the journey with a fart, a belch, and a scratch.
Euuuuwwwwwwww !!!!!!
Thank goodness I've been luckier in my partners ..... or maybe I trained them better - not sure ....
Off to bed alone - night all !!!!
More likely to start a walk that way here and end sex with a good snore but nothing else. PMSL
Sounds like Sisu has been married almost as long as I have... sigh.
And people wonder why I'm never getting married again .....
You do know the great Aussie foreplay ???
"You awake love?"
Y'know - I should have known from the title... but sheesh... I should NOT have read this in the middle of a [boring] conference call!
And let's not forget that it's no fun to cuddle up to the driveway after walking.
And no worries, I live in the home of "redneck foreplay" - "y'wanna?" LOL
I can't cuddle with DH anyway. He is too furry and makes me itch. I think I might be allergic.
I am with Sisu on both her statements!! I guess we have been married too long! Thank Heavens for separate bedrooms so at least I can sleep through the night without the snoring. When and IF I want the usual Wam bam, (not often), he goes back to his room and I can roll over and go to sleep!! LOL! So I guess I am at the stage of - I prefer the walk.
Maybe that's why I get depressed :) I am not willing to "settle" for that as acceptable for me.
Maybe my sights are set too high :)
Ah, usually referred to here as a shit-eating grin. I am way to obvious as all my mates 'know' what I got up to the previous night when I arrive with this grin. They don't know all of it however - a girl has to keep some secrets......
I'm off to my lonely bed - I have to wait another 2 years and 9 months at least till I get my grin back
One for Sisu and Chele :
http://www.needleworkshow.com/cgi-bin/detailc.pl?623-shd405-02
Now that is cute....funny too..
And of course there is the one next to it for Vamps and me :) :) :)
http://www.needleworkshow.com/cgi-bin/detailc.pl?623-shd405-01
Both of those are cute and funny - I wonder if I could get away with the second one in my office....
Probably not lol
Oh I *know* I would be asked to take it down !!!!!
Hmm with me one advantage of sex over a walk is I can do the former and the latter not so well!
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